Tina Fey Hates Paris Hilton (Surprise, Surprise)

We all know that beneath SNL alum Tina Fey's unassuming exterior lies a sharp wit, but rarely, if ever, does she let truly vitriolic comments fly from her mouth. But when it comes to Paris Hilton, the hatred that lives deep in Fey's comic soul has a way of climbing to the surface. On a recent Howard Stern appearance, Fey referred to Paris as a "piece of s&!^", and offered up some unflattering tidbits about the heiress [per CityRag]:

*She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!
*Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm. [...]
*Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".
*She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" "she's fat".
*Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").
*She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

As if we needed another reason to celebrate Tina Fey. For more of the spectacled comedienne, tune into 30 Rock on NBC.

From-http://www.splendora.com/blog/archives/2006/11/tina_fey_hates.html