Paris Hilton In London, A Horse And Shamed MPs Son Henry Conway

April 16, 2008

Publicity junkie and hotel heiress Paris Hilton was upstaged by a horse during a night out in London hot spot and royal watering hole, Mahiki.

You know Paris is in town when all the major players in the publicity whore stakes come out to play.

Holding onto her crown for dear life Paris made a paid appearance at London nightspot Mahiki.

The club reportedly paid the heiress £80k ($160,000) for the pleasure of her company.

Which seems a little ridiculous, we all know she'll turn up to the opening of an envelope for the promise of a scrum of paps.
They could have saved a bob or two although £80k is about the bill Harry usually racks up on a visit to the overpriced and overhyped theme pub.

Despite the crowd queuing for 2 hours in the freezing cold the sex tape star only spent an hour and 40 minutes at the club – which was mainly spent dry humping new rock star beau Benji Madden.

That's not bad work if you can get it, maybe Ronaldo should get Paris in to renegotiate his new contract at Man Utd.

Unfortunately her efforts just didn't cut it and her publicity whoring crown was swiped by shamed MPs son 'Queen of Sloane' Henry Conway.

The fame hungry nobody sent the paps bulbs flashing after rocking up in horse and carriage, flouncy shirt and riding boots.

Obviously going out of his way to dispel those accusations that daddy dearest paid him up to £40,000 in tax payers money to work as a "political researcher" whilst he studied at Cambridge University.

The vulgar toff was far too busy plotting a career as a professional publicity whore.

Also out to challenge Hilton's publicity whoring crown was shamed 'Celebrity' BB star and all time desperado Danielle Lloyd who's elaborate stunt back fired on her fame hungry ass.

After hearing of Paris's appearance the tanorexic ex Miss World cheat arrived in a replica of the socialite's trade mark blue Bentley in an attempt to steal some Paris glory.

Unfortunately the waiting crowd wasn't impressed with the desperate imitation and started chanting "who are ya?" Our thoughts exactly.

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