Paris Or 'Quasimodo'? Lewis Black Rates The 'Evil'

April 09, 2008

Who is more evil: Consumate consumer and Chihuahua toting Paris Hilton, or Dick "Quasimodo" Cheney, the right-hand to George W. who bestowed the goofy moniker on his quail-hunting, accident prone Vice President?

Lewis Black’s "Root of All Evil" tonight at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy Central will argue the finer points of Paris Hilton vs. Dick Cheney.

Sure, Dick Cheney sprayed his friend in the face with buckshot, but Paris Hilton made a porno, was busted for DUI, served time and recorded “Stars Are Blind."

Is it a bad foreign policy or a bad sex tape that is most socially repugnant?

Black has enlisted ex Colin Quinn "Tough Crowd" regular Greg Giraldo and the great comic mind of Patton Oswalt to go head to head in his court.