Paris Hilton Film Breaks Box Office Record

February 09, 2008

Paris Hilton's film debut has come off as a blistering success in the US box office.

Not content with her flourishing career in the pop music world, the ex-heiress is now wallowing in the success of her wonderful movie debut "The Hottie & the Nottie."

"The Hottie & the Nottie" opened on 111 screens yesterday and sold a whopping $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It's anticipated that the movie will sell a massive $23,000 during the three-day weekend.

The talented actress was celebrating her success last night with a champagne reception at Hollywood nightspot Avalon.

The porn again ex-convict is well on the way to clawing back the £50 million she lost from her inheritance.

"Paris has a long lasting career mapped out in the film industry. Her acting is straight out of the Lee Strasberg school. I've seen De Niro and Pacino simply bow their heads in shame at the sheer awesome power of Paris' acting skills. On set, we had Paris standing in a room full of planks of wood. It was as if she blended in to the background immediately and effortlessly. Pure genius I tell you," Producer Marvin Scheissman told the Daily Squib yesterday.

Now that Paris has joined the esteemed ranks of similar actors and actresses within the film industry, this new rising star will soon be clutching her own Oscar on the special night.

"I think a lot of people see me from the porno movies, the cheeseburger commercials, the bukkake sessions, the stints in jail and my useless pop career as well as the numerous vacuous banal comments I make daily and think that is really how I am. It's not, though. I am an Oscar worthy actress, and I worked very hard for this. Now they will take me seriously."