As Barron Hilton Keepin' The Hilton Notoriety Very Classy

February 13, 2008

Mayer Flair!
As Barron Hilton continues right on keepin' the Hilton notoriety very classy with his alleged drunken debauchery 'n' all, John Mayer demures on becoming one of Paris Hilton's boudoir notches while, almost at the same time, preferring to get most buddy-buddy with a rather surprising famous fella instead. P-poo must be burning!

Upstarts 'n' Tarts!
The new generation of ambitious celeb siblings is taking over. Nine-year old Elle Fanning is snagging up all the hot scripts with serious kiddie roles that big sis ("big" being a relative term) Dakota is too old for. Then there's 13-year-old drama queen Ali Lohan, who's in the running to be cast as a "spoiled little princess" in High School Musical 3. (Guess Lindsay was too bombed, er, big for the part!) And Jamie Lynn Spears is so desperately trying to eclipse rival sistuh Britney in the headline wars. You just know J.L.'s fuming that not even an underage pregnancy is barely a dent in Brit-Brit's tabloid wreckage.

And now, poor little ignored Barron Hilton, Nicky and Paris' 18-year-old unfamed bro, is making his own notorious name for himself in the naughty goss world. And that career goal, natch, comes with its own personalized mug shot, which is basically a headshot in H-town nowadays, n' est-ce pas?

Not only was the almost littlest Hilton arrested for DUI, the kid's got gumption! B.H. was almost twice over the legal limit, even for a person over 21 (limits are diff for underage and their more mature drinking candidate counterparts), which probably explains how B.H. reportedly managed to almost hit a gas station attendant in Malibu with his Mercedes, all between the hours of 6 and 8 ayem.

I bet most of you were still asleep while the industrious Barron was kick-starting his career trajectory! Don't you feel lazy? Wish I were that ballsy and early-bird-worm eating, but then again, I didn't grow up with some great role models like Nicky with her failed hotel and marriage or Paris with her ubiquitous sex tapes and catchphrases.

More tomorrow on how Paris is not the Hilton behind the curtain who's so craftily (and lamely) arranging Barron's debauched debut—the only kind a Hilton offspring ever makes, ya know.

From-http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp?uuid=c9eac164-f141-47fc-bfad-7b632effdcd3