Paris Hilton To Join Village People?

July 01, 2008

Now, I know I said that Rihanna might be joining the Village People. But turns out I got it wrong: Paris Hilton is. And look how happy she is about it!

Yes, here was Paris out and about with Benji Madden in Bel Air yesterday (I'll spare you the pictures of him because, as you know, Paris and Benji scare me).

And as you can see, with her Dior sunglasses, black dress, black shoes, leopard print handbag but most notably black cap, Paris looked like some sort of cross between a dominatrix and, yes, the seventh member of Village People. Next thing you know, she'll be encouraging us to join the Navy!