Sounds Switchy

June 11, 2008

More news on the sorta-kinda-couple of the mo'. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were allegedly caught canoodling, and then some, at Cannes. More so, getting frisky in the bathroom at a posh party to a surprised partygoer’s discovery. Guess Lancey-pants is still enjoying the perks of having risen to the ranks of sports celebrity. And benefit numero uno is banging doable starlets wherever you damn well please.

What’s with long-ago goody-two-shoes do-gooder Lance-hon now keeping his privates very much in public while former town-painter Paris Hilton is getting all domesticated? Ever since shacking up with b-f Benji, gal’s turned from social butterfly to happy homemaker, making lasagna for her lover.

‘Course, P.H. hasn’t become a total recluse—she stepped out with B.M. just this week, wearing a babydoll dress that made it appear as though Pare-poo was all dolled up with a kiddo. She’s denied she’s spawning, to the great relief of everyone on planet Earth, so do we blame the misinformation on some suspect angles, too many trips to the salad bar or some clever tailoring?

Either way, we aren't so sure this bad-girl/lame-boy pairing is gonna pan out. Just like Samantha on Sex and the City, this wild woman doesn’t do the wifey thang for more than a phase. As soon as she finds another pet to adopt, Benny-boy will be set out to pasture with Hilt-hon’s Tinkerbelle, that kinkajou and any other living creature she easily forgot about.