Gordon's Paris Hilton Puzzler

March 29, 2008

Paris Hilton arrives in the UK next weekend – and I plan to monitor her every move to try to figure out what, if any, her purpose on earth is.

The hotel heirhead — pictured left at this week’s Miss Turkey beauty pageant — lands in London with her boyfriend, Good CharlLotte guitarist Benji Madden for their tour.

I’ve also been told she is jetting in two VIP guests from LA — her favourite pink flamingo lamps to light her room at the capital’s St Martins Lane hotel.

She must be loaded. I’m sure she gets a cheap rate at the Hilton...